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Thursday, January 01 1970 @ 09:59 AM EST

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Contributed by: Jimmy & Nath | Views:1303

Cos Jimmy is heaps sick, and Nath took pity on him... they decided to make their Dream Teams of footy... and pair them up against each other...

all they ask is that you vote on which team u think is the best... and heckle if u think its appropriate

if u dont comment lloyd will chase u down

Well first off is Jimmy's team
Co-Coached and Co-Captained by Robert Ogilvie and Peter Street

And second off is Nath's team
Co-Captained By Elisha Cutherbert and Jessica Biel
Coached by Richard Grieco of 21 Jump Street

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Authored by: Simmo on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 12:29 AM EDT

Ok, firstly I vote for Jimmy's team 'cause it looks like it kicks serious fuckin' arse. Secondly, in the pre-season draft, Krista Allen went to the Upper Plenty 3rds in trade for Denise Richards and pick no. 20. This is mostly because Jimmy doesn't know who the fuck Krista Allen actually is.

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Authored by: llord on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 12:30 AM EDT

Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton, how can you compete? Sorry nath, I think the Peter Street all-stars win.

By the way, I can't believe no one chose the mum from gilmore girls or any staff members from BBNT...enough said

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Authored by: Slick on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 12:31 AM EDT

u picked her u jackass.... heheheheh nah fair play, i heard one of the coach's full sweet-talked her

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Authored by: Slick on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 12:33 AM EDT

lloyd, jessica biel and jessica alba are in my team... thats how i compete with jessica biel and jessica alba... but it doesnt matter cos "gotta white skinned friend look like michael jackson, gotta dark skinned friend look like michael jackson"

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Authored by: FreshOne on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 12:55 AM EDT

i havent heard of half of these birds. but if they slept their way to the top, i wish i hadve been in the middle.

i feel for the female controlledmunters (no pun intended), this site is a very sexist - all of the rating girls according to how physically attractive they are, talking about woman purely as objects of male desire and random nude photos. fight back nikol, sarah, laura, avril, jess, milli, etc. either tell these blokes off or post ur own allstar teams. :P

ohh and i was expecting this to be about footy so im disappointed!

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Authored by: sarah on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 03:41 PM EDT

My only problem with this post is.....

WHERE IS DREW BARYMORE? she is the best looking chick in hollywood and she is funny as!!

apart from that.. i think nath won.. jessica alba is a top choice..god how lesbian do i sound? gross...

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Authored by: Rob on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 04:38 PM EDT

I'm reckoning Peter Streets got my vote but jimbo how could you not put Denise Richards in your team?

Also sarah hunDrew Barrymore has a man chin, i didnt believe it the first time i heard it either but after intense research i discovered that it wasnt a falsehood.

make the man some eggs

Cheers

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Authored by: bitcho on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 08:26 PM EDT

Rightio if the man himself can't do it then i suppose i'll have to give this one the Ogilvie Analysis, or OA as i like to refer to it.

First of all you have to look at the assets and liabilities of each side. As i was perusing down Jimmy's list i came across one Victoria...Silverstedt. The hottest skirt in the world. Other obvious highlights include Keira Knightley, Heidi Klum and of course the butt of many a Late Show joke, Paris. Negatives include J-Love, Liv 'Horse Face' Tyler, and the hugely controversial decision of Mandy Candy Moore starting at Full Forward. In the Appleton department the choice of Natalie over Nicole is a bit difficult to come to terms with although they are both gorgeous. Most of the other broards i've never heard of before although that Henderson bird looks a good sort.

Having a geez at Nath's lineup now we immediately see Denise Richards and Charlize Theron both of which were noticeably absent from the previous list. The brave but ultimately awesome decision of putting the Scottish milf Zeta...Jones is a definite thumbs up. Also good to see the little pocket rocket Anna Paquin getting a run in the forward line. What i want to know is how the fuck does Frankee even make it onto the bench? If these are top notch sides we're talking about, Frankee wouldn't even get a run in grazer's team. She may be hot (which i'm not saying she is) but her song just gives me the impulse to knock her the fuck out, thus also destroying any credibility she may have had. Overall not a bad side Nath although the inclusion of Victoria...Silverstedt would've capped off a damn near perfect, Brisbane Lions-esque team.

Verdict-

Jimmy: 7.5
Nath: 8.5

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Authored by: Chauder on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 10:27 PM EDT

Well i must say, they are two hard teams to pick from,
From Jimmys team in my opinion, keira, victoria, renee,shannen and heide were a good choice,
From Naths, catherine zeta jones was a wise decision
I should really do some more research but i'm tired and have got Uni tomoro...

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Authored by: Chauder on Wednesday, July 14 2004 @ 10:32 PM EDT

(Disclaimer: This is really intended as a joke so please don't come after me and kill me...)
Oh and another thing:
This site is controlled by Men and as male chauvinistic as it may be...
Get Back in the kitchen Whench...

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Authored by: LazyLatrober on Thursday, July 15 2004 @ 01:46 PM EDT

Great teams, but I dont know how j-lo got a run in a side that would struggle to out weigh a single player like alistair lynch. I noticed the chick from 24 was included, she would absolutely crush any of the players in either side. But i noticed that Yasmine bleath was included, what the fuck? the only reason I could think of that could justify her being in such a gun team is the fact she could bring the banned substances so that the girls could have an extra edge over jimmys team. That bitch is topping herself up with heroin as I write this. But no I think that they are pretty equal sides. But if a football was actually included on the field of play, there would be a keira knightly dominance seeing as she did bend it like beckham.

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Authored by: Mike on Thursday, July 15 2004 @ 10:45 PM EDT

yeah isnt yasmin bleeth jewish...

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Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, May 18 2006 @ 01:59 PM EDT

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